It’s a sweet sound when the leaf crumbles over the crackle of the first mouthful. Smoking a joint has never been so easy. The wind of the effects coats our brains, and all that’s left to do is enjoy a trip without bothering to move.
It’s anact that requires more and more reasoning as we age. Because while the effects remain the same, our bodies are getting bigger and heavier.
We may be 24 years old and have all our teeth, but our ability to cope with a hard day’s work or the day after a setback is no longer the same. Every night is a race against time to catch up on a few nanoseconds of sleep. Being young is tiring.
So, if we want to live a rhythmic life as square as a right angle, it’s logically important to make a statement.
Here, humbly, is our folk wisdom pointing out where it would be a good idea not to indulge in our favourite plant.
Banning the morning one is certainly the best thing you can do
The wake and bake is a moment of bewilderment in the sea of our sheets where, having no desire for anything, we still want to roll one.
Our brain barely has time to marvel at the birth of a new day before the haze of THC makes it wear the dark dress of burial. As subtle as morphine, this morning firecracker will anesthetize you and prevent you from performing the first duty of our monotony: getting out of bed.
The joint of alcoholic evenings is a false friend. It’s a walk on the edge of unconsciousness. If the dosage of the two is badly diluted, the drunkenness will taste weak and so will what follows. You’re following in the footsteps of a stammering fool with an idiotic language incapable of any form of thought.
Smoking before bed is a bad idea. It’s like sleeping in a cloud without a sky, a night without dreams. Yes, it’s easier to fall asleep, but the rest won’t be restorative for all that.
Once you wake up the next morning, a fog will have crept into your mind.
Read about it in one of our previous articles.
Jacob
