Philippe Vandel is to the Cannes Film Festival what Gainsbourg was to Gitanes: a great regular. For ZEWEED, he looks back on a stunning feat of arms by the Nulle Part Ailleurs team, involving pot, latex and Chirac.
If Philippe Vandel had to be a punctuation mark, it would unquestionably be a question mark. For over 3 decades, the eternal 61-year-old has been impertinently declining the art of “why” in all media.
In 1990, he conceived and presented “paradoxes” for Canal +, before presenting “le monde de l’absurde” in 1992, also on Nulle Part Ailleurs (NPA). Two segments consisting of micro-trottoir sequences during which Vandel asks passers-by, with disarming candor, to answer questions in which the absurd vies with the counter-intuitive.
On Nova, where he made his debut as a sound engineer in ’84, in ’93 he offered the first daily “why?” column, with a half-informative, half-mocking angle and big questions like “why don’t swans ever fly out of ponds?” “why do children always ask why? ”
ZEWEED couldn’t resist the temptation to turn the tables for an interview, in order to get an answer to the crucial question: “Why did the NPA put pot in Chirac’s head?
ZEWEED: I read that one year, as the Nulle Part Ailleurs (NPA) team descended on Cannes for the festival, smoking enthusiasts planted hash in the latex head of Chirac’s puppet. Is this really true? Who came up with this amazing idea?
Philippe Vandel: Yes, that’s true, but who precisely… no idea. What I do know is that those who smoked pot at NPA, and I wasn’t one of them (I don’t even smoke cigarettes), realized that it was complicated to get some on the spot. So they all chipped in to buy, from memory, 1.5kg of pot and decided to stash the big pellet in the latex head of Chirac’s puppet, which was transported with the rest of the equipment in semi-trailers.
ZW: Why Chirac’s head?
PV: That’s where their idea was brilliant: if they were unlucky enough to be stopped by flying customs, they’d anticipated the headline in Le Parisien “Un kilo et demi de pot retrouvée dans la tête à Chirac” (“A kilo and a half of pot found in Chirac’s head”).
And it’s “in Chirac’s head”, not “in Chirac’s head”! I remember word for word. In the event, there were several latex heads of the President, but only one was stuffed.
ZW: What year is the presidential cannabis freight?
PV: I’m not sure of the exact year, but it was when Chirac was President, and the last time we were in Cannes was in 1998. So 95, 96, 97 or 98.
ZW: 1.5 kg of pot in the president’s head: a brain weighs the same. Had the team pushed the joke on purpose, or was it just their usual two-week consumption?
PV: No, I really don’t think it was calculated. But as I wasn’t in the loop of smokers, I can’t tell you. You’d have to ask the people involved… and don’t expect me to name names. I don’t have all the details. What I can tell you is that it was the technicians, not the authors, who set up the operation. For the record, there were three of them: that would have been 500 grams each: for two weeks, that’s superhuman! And go and write some funny texts after that… Anyway, it was NPA people who had got together, plus the technical team, making a hundred or so. Obviously, air freight was out of the question.
Another Cannes anecdote: we used to take two separate planes in case one crashed. For example, de Greef and Lescure (Alain de Greef, director of programs at CANAL + and Pierre Lescure, CEO of the CANAL + group from 1994) took two separate flights. Ditto for Philippe Gildas and Antoine de Caunes. All the teams were split in two, with a very democratic system: those who left Paris on the first flight in the morning had the right to come back later. You only had to get up early once.
ZW: Was this transgressive, offbeat spirit born at editorial conferences or at the parties that preceded them?
PV: There was no “conf’ de rédac” in the true sense of the word. Each entity was autonomous: Les Guignols did Les Guignols in their corner, I did my thing in my corner, de Caunes did his thing in his corner with his writers, and the Moustic gang (Jules-Edouard Moustic, historical creator of Groland, editor’s note) was also totally autonomous. But when Moustic did “Le 20h20”, with that brilliant slogan: “Du vin, du hash, et du vin”, I think it was with wine and hash, for real.
ZW: Oh yes, Gonzo!
PV: What de Greef was asking of us was to be on the air as we were off it, to feel as free as possible. So yes, it was sulphurous, yes, we broke the codes. But you have to admit that it was a lot easier to break codes back then than it is today, because the codes were very rigorous. NPA, for example, was the 1st show on which people were treated like friends on air.
NPA was also the first big show to mix big news with little news. Philippe Gildas had this intuition when he was still at Europe 1. Philippe used to say: “When people are at the café, they talk just as much about a minister’s decision as they do about the new Renault. Well, we’re going to put it all in the same program”. Because before the arrival of NPA, you had a political show, one for the car, one to promote the latest Bashung, one for sport and yet another for fun. That’s what Ardisson did with “Tout le monde en parle”, inviting a priest, a stripper and an academician to the same table.